The “Galactic Physics” Star Wars Inspired Tee from Mythic Mercantile, Sci-Fi Fan Apparel, Comic Convention Outfit, Geek Gift

Description

This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a proclamation. It’s a knowing nod to every cinematic duel where light-speed blades clash in a blur, while laser bolts politely cruise by at a speed you can actually see. It’s the secret handshake for every scholar, scoundrel, and moisture farmer who has ever paused to lovingly question the science behind the saga.

So, raise a glass of blue milk to the galaxy’s most glorious inconsistencies. Because the best myths aren’t about adhering to the rules; they’re about being legendary.

Product features
– Shoulder tape for enhanced durability and fit
– Ribbed collar maintains shape and adds elasticity
– Ethically grown 100% cotton ensuring comfort and sustainability

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat